NEW ⚠ CASE
INCOMING
Hello! :D
Do you love the recently-released Adventure Time miniseries Fionna & Cake? Do you have a particular affection for the god-auditing bounty hunter, Scarab? Have you been looking for a community that accommodates your desire to explore all the vast, rich possibilities of the infinite cosmos? Then look no further than this quasi-corporeal pocket dimension at the center of the multi-verse that exists outside of time!
Wait, no, not that one.
I'm talking about the HOT NEW DESTINATION FOR SCARAB ENTHUSIASTS AND COSMIC DELINQUENTS ALIKE!
DESTINATION:
PLANET SCARAB
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Scrounge up a star-skipper, chart a course to our cozy little safe haven, and discover your home away from home at PLANET SCARAB!
- Seeking applicants with 18+ years of experience of LIVING ON A PLANET. 🪐✨️
- For liability reasons pertaining to the planet's unpredictable cocktail of atmospheric toxins, please do not attempt to enter orbit if you are BENEATH the legal age of majority for your species. ⚠️🔞
- Approaching vessels containing passengers identified by our scanners as not having attained the legal age of majority for their species will be summarily deterred by way of orbital cannon. 💥🔫